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Ralphie poo

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.
Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies
by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 8, 2024
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Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025
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Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"
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Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.
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RELP!

The screeching involuntary sound an unhinged individual makes during or after engaging in unsavory behavior like stealing, cheating or getting over on somebody.
The guy ran up a huge bar tab and ran out with an ear shattering RELP! . I’ve been throughly and brutally relped.
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