When a guy, or a girl going commando, zips up his/her pants and gets some of their pubic hair caught in the zipper. As one walks, the zippers pulls up and down on the pubic hair, much as a puppeteer manipulates a puppet.
"Dude, I was in such a rush, I totally got caught in a massive puppeteer."
"Dude, that puppeteer was so bad, it looked like I caught Buckwheat in my zipper."
"Dude, that puppeteer was so bad, it looked like I caught Buckwheat in my zipper."
by Richard Verga October 5, 2012
Get the Puppeteer mug.Puppet dick is an uncircumcised penis. The penis looks like it is covered up with a puppet. Sometimes referred to as Pinocchio dick.
Tamish: how was sex with the Greek boy last night?
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.
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The act of sticking your dick inside an asian womens eye and then yelling out "oh you dirty whore" and then move here body with your dick still in her eye
by Atr January 26, 2014
Get the asian puppet mug.a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.
It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!
Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011
Get the cooter-faced sock puppet mug.A younger, usually an ugly or over-weight girl, that lets a particular group of older guys blow their loads nut in her just so she could hang around with them.
The only reason I let her hang out with me is because she lets me and all the other guys use her as our "Little Nut-Puppet", which beats jerking-off!
by DinoD December 7, 2012
Get the Little Nut-Puppet mug.1).A man's penis in the semi-erect state. A limp dick. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n
4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v
6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n
4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v
6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
1)."You just can't do much with a "sock-puppet".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
by joethemick October 7, 2012
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