The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
Get the President of the United Statesmug. A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls March 21, 2016
Get the bench presidentmug. As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
Get the Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!mug. This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.
by planetchad June 15, 2009
Get the President Bongmug. by 7568ino December 2, 2023
Get the worst presidentmug. A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto
by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021
Get the Simp Presidentmug. I am waiting to see the tremendous shitshow begin to unfold on the day the Pseudo President is sworn in!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 10, 2024
Get the Pseudo Presidentmug.