Hoe-pocalypse

We all know the definition of a hoe.. A sex worker, a slut, a home wrecker, a bitch. This can be a male, female, non binary, and whatever pronoun you identify with..

So a hoe-pocalypse is when a society or group of people actively participate in sexual deviance, sleeping around, being paid or not, seem to be socially acceptable to the point of being everywhere

Damn, it's like we got a hoe-pocalypse these days. Bitches be everywhere just hooking up wit' anyone

by Throbbin_Rob January 17, 2024

Sleep paralysis demon

Yaman Gülsoy

Yaman Gülsoy isn't a nightmare, he's a whole sleep paralysis demon.

by notyomfnbusiness January 24, 2024

Drawing parallels

HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!

Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

Saying something that makes absolutely no fucking sense

Person 1: I spoke to the man about shoot eating stick for thing doing

Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying

by FenTheGoat May 5, 2024

The parallels you refuse to acknowledge

This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.

Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field

K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!

by Factory212 December 14, 2024

douche paralysis

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.

Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."

by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 23, 2024