pooley

sex god!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moi

by jess June 17, 2003

pool shark

1. a person who plays a really good game of pool
2. a band from Southern Ontario.
3. a song by the band Sublime

1. man that guy is a pool shark!
2. have you heard the new poolshark song?
3. "lying in my plastic bed, thinking how things weren't so cool to me"

by nickissoawesome November 22, 2006

Pool

Often misconstruded to mean a billard style game, it is infact a "nickname" for homosexual sex, usally used to refer to two males.

"Dude, I totally owned a guy at pool last night"

"hey there, maybe we should play pool sometime"

"Dude, i totally pooled our headteacher"

by James Chadwick June 27, 2008

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

Pool Wood

an erection received from swimming in a pool.

Cheche and coco noticed his pool wood, and their mouths dropped in awe. Neither of them have ever seen anything as massive.

by Master Pool Wood July 16, 2008

pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Poolantis

When you take such a huge dump that it actually rises above the water level inside the toilet.

Guy #1: Are you alright? You were in there for a long time.
Guy #2: Dude, I think I just found the Lost City of Poolantis.

by KBo1138 October 10, 2008