piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.

1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.

piss shits by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

Piss n walk 

When walking between party to party or bar to bar and you need to urinate and you can't afford to stop to and you urinate while you keep moving. Situations that call for a piss n walk are when you don't want to miss a ride and your friends won't wait for you, or you are in a crowded city and want to seem like you are just walking, while you actually are urinating. Advanced piss n walkers usually use a side step directionally urinating to one side as to not walk into their own piss.

Yo, I can't find a bathroom and there are too many people to stop and pee on a tree, so I don't look while I piss n walk.

Piss n walk by B. Hi! May 16, 2010

Piss Lap 

Solo re-entry into an eatery where one has recently completed a meal with their significant other under the ruse of using the bathroom; when in fact; the express purpose of re-entry is to circle back and ascertain the availability and contact information of a bartender, server, fellow patron or former partner for a discreet encounter.

Virile Vic:

"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
INSIDE:
Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.

Piss Lap by waldenhooknosowsky February 8, 2012

piss off you goldfish 

the famous RTC quote by kirk7715: "piss off you goldfish"

player: you killed me you noob I hate u
kirk: piss off you goldfish

piss off you goldfish by Frostyminecart z May 20, 2015

piss nigger 

A derogatory term for all Asians.

Them goddamn piss niggers caused this COVID outbreak

piss nigger by Mr. queff June 16, 2021

piss-off 

It's like saying 'get out of my face' with one notch of higher verbal aggression.

what is your problem , get away from me .Why don't you just beat it, pal , get away from my face, piss-off !

piss-off by coolmind January 29, 2006

piss on the porcelain

An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.

I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.

piss on the porcelain by Big Dick Chuck November 7, 2007