phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

phat shame

A phat shame is used to describe something that is upsetting or a misfortune that is especially big. Invented by Caitlin

"I'm alllergic to pickles"
"oh that's one phat shame"

by Caitlindudlyke November 2, 2017

phat titties

a pair of boobs that are enormously big, but aren't the kind you would enjoy. Often associated with Pancake Nipples.

"Damn! That girl's got some 'Phat Titties'! Ewww!"

by trixisforkids3 December 20, 2017

phat meme

an excellent meme, a better meme than a fat meme

wow, what a phat meme.

by mackenzie_taff267 May 2, 2018

phat monch

after taking fat bong rips you're gonna want some phat monch aka good good most likely fast food or food containing lots of carbs to fill you up

yo I just took a fat bong rip I'm gonna get phat monch after this from mcdonalds

by vicki2002 May 3, 2018

Phat spray

A spray so big that it can be defined as phat. A phat spray will be seen being posted to tinny rats snapchat stories along with gay edits posted to youtube.

OMG, DID YOU SEE BYRON GRAHAMS PHAT SPRAY IS THAT EDIT WITH THE BLASTA...... SOOOO PHAT

by Wozzer May 29, 2018