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Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
by Boxfridge November 25, 2017
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tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
by remarketer May 12, 2011
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emperor penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 28, 2022
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Fcpl. Penguin

The Best Moderator on the Swiss001 Official discord server, and the leader of the penguin cult
Man, Fcpl. Penguin is a waddler.
by hismajestykingcharles July 27, 2020
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mother penguin

mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.
balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry 🐧

blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn 🤠🖐
the stan twt community: 🤭🐳🥰😳✌️
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! 🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍
by thatblinkbarbie August 6, 2021
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Oral Penguin

The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.
Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.
by Not Zack August 8, 2016
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Penguin Shuffle

Penguin shuffle.. when you try to walk with your pants around your ankles.
I was doing the Penguin shuffle after she pulled my pants down to give me a blowjob.
by Judge Santiago Burdon December 15, 2022
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