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pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment
I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie
by adsfajsfklajsd; June 3, 2009
mugGet the pecker peepmug.

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.
Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
by Ryselin August 5, 2020
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Funny pecker

Funny pecker is funny haha 8======)
by Funny pecker July 6, 2021
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pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.
pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.
by red_baron1986 August 12, 2015
mugGet the pecker piratemug.

Chicken Pecker

People that are not bright, aka helmets.
by Chicken Pecker420 January 17, 2021
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