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Palestined

When someone attacks you, and you fight back, then they run and cry to everyone who would listen asking that they make you stop attacking them because they are poor and innocent. Then they go and hide behind someone else using them as a human shield.
I was dining at a full restaurant when another customer came up to me and began punching me in the face. When I stood up to fight back and defend myself, he ran away crying and telling all the other patrons that I started attacking him first. Then asks them all for help to stop me and goes and hides under a table where a family is sitting and eating their dinner. I was palestined.
by Argon Dong December 26, 2023
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Palestined

Staring a fight, and then blaming the other side for starting it, using irrelevant events from a long time ago
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Jackie stole my boyfriend? And now she is blaming me for starting it because I stole a pen from her in frist grade. She totally Palestined me
by Your perfect girl December 26, 2023
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Palestined

Acting like a fearless keyboard warrior, but the moment someone fires back, transforming into the Shakespeare of sob stories.
He was roasting everyone until I roasted him back—total Palestined moment, dude went from a tough cookie to a soggy cracker in seconds.
by ImNotAVictim December 26, 2023
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Palestinian

Originates from the HEBREW word P’lishtim,which the ancient Egyptians adopted for the people who often docked in Gaza, and later the ancient Greeks adopted to refer to the region.

The word P’lishtim comes from the root “Paleshet” — the verb “Liflosh” which means “to invade”.

Therefore, much like robber (noun) “I robbed (verb) the store”, we can say: Liflosh verb for to invade, I am a Palestinian (noun), meaning invader.
Much like robber (noun) “I robbed (verb) the store”, we can say: Liflosh verb for to invade, I am a Palestinian (noun), meaning invader.
by Thrutgsayer December 26, 2023
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Palestinianed

When someone creates an entirely fictitious identity and tries to claim something that does not belong to them as their own all while screaming you stole it from them based on this fault identity.
A recent immigrant to the US walked into my business and demanded I leave claiming he was the rightful owner and that he'd founded it hundred's of years ago! I pointed out that I'd founded it in my bedroom and he couldn't have owned it ever having just recently immigrated to the US. He screamed and attacked me. When I fought back to defend myself he started shouting that I'd stolen his business by force. I've been Palestinianed!
by Fakestinian Nakba December 26, 2023
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Palestinian

Attacking someone physically, killing or raping them and then falsely denying it claiming there is no video or photo proof. Demanding all your fellow religionists be allowed to commit crimes and get out of jail.
The protestors Palestinianed the police after they were arrested for defacing property and damaging police cars screaming where is the video showing me damaging property ?
by Freedom Fighter 2023 December 27, 2023
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Hey, what’s that thing in a scarf screaming? Oh those are Palestinians who come from a land called Narnia
by Am Israel Chai December 27, 2023
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