by TheLameDingo November 25, 2007
The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018
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by Louis (L Unit) March 20, 2007
In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
by Viifog May 18, 2007