The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.
Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"
by UrbanGirlInFL December 30, 2010
Get the Take a Vikmug. Verb
When a Canadian gamer is going to take a bong rip in between matches for an unspecified and irregular amount of time.
When a Canadian gamer is going to take a bong rip in between matches for an unspecified and irregular amount of time.
by iTheDenfinerrr December 1, 2022
Get the Taking a hootmug. Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
by Aprilfoolsking May 17, 2018
Get the Taking an Abbymug. by Bigeman25 August 19, 2008
Get the Take Fittysmug. Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020
Get the Onion-takemug. by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
Get the Take a halfmug. when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
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lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
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lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008
Get the auto-takemug.