jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 09, 2005

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preps and jocks

Collective phrase used by rejects to describe the "popular set."

Reject: There are too many preps and jocks in my gym class.

by Underdawg November 13, 2006

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jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 19, 2010

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jock blockin

to prevent someone from succeding

when i was talkin to dat girl this dude came up and started jock blockin tryin to cut in

by chris crosby December 07, 2003

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jock rap

Rap that has heavy bass that is used for pump up music before a big football game or basketball game. Usually has inspirational lyrics or adraneline rising gangsta rap.

Think like Trick Daddy, 50 Cent, Nelly, Youngbloodz, etc.

Heart of a Champion is a good jock rap song.

by Kyle 230 December 07, 2009

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