by ALBANIAN January 17, 2015
by Geoff January 03, 2006
Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.
Jared: Who are your teams?
Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.
Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.
Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.
Jared: This conversation's over.
Jared: Who are your teams?
Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.
Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.
Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.
Jared: This conversation's over.
by JSkov September 09, 2008
NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.
by Yari0 February 15, 2010
This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.
by Jrodddr September 28, 2018
Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
A mississippi front butt is the large bulge above a big old broads pubic area but below her fat ass belly.usually found on ez shopper riders in southern states like mississippi.
Man did you she that lady's Mississippi front butt? I cant tell if its a 4th stomach or a second vagina!
by Vito Saucealeado December 08, 2013