WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?
Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.
I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.
Mom: you smoke?
Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.
Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.
I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.
Mom: you smoke?
Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.
by EfKalisto13 August 6, 2025
Get the Vacation Dart mug.When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.
Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025
Get the Grippy sock vacation mug.Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?
by The True Manchild October 14, 2025
Get the I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days. mug.Stupid piece of crap done by parents to waste time and energy, all under the guise of being educational or paying visits to family members you don't care about or even hate. These pieces of torture often happen when you have a break from school, most of the time during spring break, summer vacation, Thanksgiving, and even Christmas and New Year's.
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
I've been waiting to get out of school for some time. I can't wait to play some Minecraft with my friends...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
by The Real Driller November 19, 2025
Get the family vacation mug.A vacation with your Bro or Brah where you enjoy each other's company so much its almost closer to a romantic relationship than a friendship dynamic.
by nikideal March 20, 2025
Get the Bromantic Vacation mug.When you are playing videos games with your friends and get up from the computer without saying a single word. You don't leave the game or the discord call. You just wander off into the void.
by SquiggleHawk November 23, 2021
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