by capsule May 28, 2016
Get the guru block mug.Person 1: "Hey, man what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "Dude I got super stoned and started playing Minecraft. I was tripping blocks man."
Person 1: "That's sweet man!"
Person 2: "Dude I got super stoned and started playing Minecraft. I was tripping blocks man."
Person 1: "That's sweet man!"
by sgbam42 March 16, 2012
Get the Tripping blocks mug.I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.
by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012
Get the Pod-blocked mug.When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.
James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.
Mike - What? What happened?
James - I had pisser's block.
James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.
Mike - What? What happened?
James - I had pisser's block.
by faldok August 15, 2012
Get the pisser's block mug.Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.
Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.
by phlapjack November 29, 2011
Get the socket blocking mug.When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011
Get the Log Blocked mug.When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"
"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."
I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."
I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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