When someone works a steady job with 2 consecutive days off that are not Saturday & Sunday, the last of the five work days is often refered to by them as "My Friday".
by kevo92262 April 21, 2009
by Dr. Assmaster December 24, 2017
The name of the place that people go when they get sick of the real world. It's filled with pretteh unicorns and butterflies and rainbows and stuff killing things.
by ScarletCharlotte February 18, 2009
The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.
"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.
by Shaniquababe June 02, 2007
Something someone says to be kind to the person that may be trying to ask them out or for their number, e-mail, etc. instead of saying "no you hideous bastard"
Hideous Bastard:Hey what's up sweet thang can I get your number
Female: I'm sorry but you're not my type
Female: I'm sorry but you're not my type
by wardisan April 17, 2007
by my manz November 16, 2016
a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.
You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.
by kmpistol July 16, 2009