Front Butt Snack

Performing oral sex on a female.

Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a front butt snack and they will lap it up for the rest of their life.

by InYoWindows June 23, 2011

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

front-runner fan

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.

Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.

by JSkov October 25, 2008

shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

by Yari0 February 15, 2010

Front Roll Up

When a person in a reclined position, farts in such a way as to roll up the front, and gas themself in the face. Particaraly experienced by women who have no natural barrier, i.e. Balls.

I wasn't expecting that Front Roll Up.. Dear god, what did I eat?

by HeWhoSmeltItDealtIt December 8, 2009

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

mississippi front butt

A mississippi front butt is the large bulge above a big old broads pubic area but below her fat ass belly.usually found on ez shopper riders in southern states like mississippi.

Man did you she that lady's Mississippi front butt? I cant tell if its a 4th stomach or a second vagina!

by Vito Saucealeado December 8, 2013