by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016

Biola Betty (noun):
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
“Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025

Betty is a pretty girl with big brows. Her eyebrows are goals, she’s a girl that’s beautiful with and without makeup. She has an amazing singing voice. She loves cigarettes and makeup. Don’t try to kiss her, she’s a lesbian. The girl of her dreams is Justin Bieber
Guy:DAMN who’s that girl with those brows?!!
Girl: That’s Betty spaghetti
Guy: I’m gonna ask her out.
Lesbian: good luck, but that big browedd girl is mine
Guy: Nibba
Girl: That’s Betty spaghetti
Guy: I’m gonna ask her out.
Lesbian: good luck, but that big browedd girl is mine
Guy: Nibba
by Wakakakakakakajak October 10, 2018

Marc: "I think Dustin isn't focussing on trading anymore"
Peter: "Yea....I think he fell for a Betty"
Peter: "Yea....I think he fell for a Betty"
by MarsZinker March 9, 2022

Betty is a girl with big brows. All the boys love her. Too bad she’s a lesbian. She sings like an angel and loves makeup. She is independent and beautiful with and without makeup. Give her a eyeshadow palette and a cigarette and she’s yo gurl. She loves “fake love”, but she only shows real love. Her name is Betty, arms like spaghetti, makes the boys go sweaty.
Guy: who’s that girl with the brows?!!
Girl: That’s Betty
Guy;”: DAMN SHE HELLA FINE
Girl: *jealous*
Guy; I’m gonna ask her out
Lesbian: good luck Bitch, she’s mine
Girl: That’s Betty
Guy;”: DAMN SHE HELLA FINE
Girl: *jealous*
Guy; I’m gonna ask her out
Lesbian: good luck Bitch, she’s mine
by Wakakakakakakajak October 10, 2018

My schedule has changed, I work Monday-Thursday mornings & Friday-Saturday night with sundays off.
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by Mamacita7690 November 16, 2022

a New York-based writer and lyricist best known for her work on Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, but adapted into a animated television series
by Wendysfg June 23, 2023
