zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

by T.I.S.F February 10, 2008

jack-offery

an action that consists solely off perpetuating the grandiosity off the people involved.

The last Oscars was once again just one huge jack-offery.

by rorschachxp February 28, 2011

question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

by tennis4356 August 31, 2011

Visually Offensive

Visually Offensive

somebody who is extremely ugly like max porteous and also has no life, or has very low social standards

him:west, check out that guy over there

other guy:eew ow west hes visually offensive, get me a bucket

him:should we hittem ow west

other guy: ye west

by westwestwest December 18, 2012

non-offensive swears

cool if used to good efect...lets face it there is somthing that makes go yiff yourself sound dityer than go fuck yourself usualy however its just somthing people say when they are around people they dont feel comfortable swearing around...say your girl friends parents or somthing

also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program

spooge monkey

yiff off

pig grabber

by ice elemental January 18, 2004

Offload

When you are removed from a plane for being too drunk

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to offload you

by HMAN&DROCK July 19, 2011

offenzieagh

Often misunderstood as a German phrase this word is actually the Australian pronunciation of the phrase "Arvind's here." Often used when a friend or co-worker named Arvind approaches and an Austrailian proclaims "offenziagh!".

co-worker: "I think Arvind should be arriving at the party shortly."
(Arvind arrives)
Australian: "offenzieagh!"

by Matt27 February 4, 2008