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jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
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Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.
It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

My hair looks nice today”

Smh
by Kontinjent August 31, 2020
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good tree

When you have OG weed or good ass weed
Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”
by Brokenheart0116 December 1, 2017
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Broccoli tree

A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon

They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
The Broccoli tree has been given the Laser cannon
by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020
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crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.
The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.
by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015
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Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
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cools tree

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”
by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017
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