Junk fest

Something or someone that is abnormally boring or just sucks the life out of you

Guy 1: Dude your party was a total junk fest
Guy 2: Shut up dude

by Vinchenzo Salvator June 1, 2014

Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

junk-male

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.

I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male

by thehypermom February 20, 2011

Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.

Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!

by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016

junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.

I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm

by mememetoo June 24, 2018

Junks Muncher

A person who is addicted to narcotics commonly referred to as a "Junkie"

"Did you see how many pills Sam had on the weekend!?"

"Yeah, he's a real Junks Muncher..."

by Diemon-1 February 25, 2010

Junk Piece

A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.

no known celebrity examples of 'junk piece'

by Big_Sal_northern_monkey October 9, 2008