by N'aix August 11, 2018
Get the noob sagmug. A day for the noobs of the world to come together and celebrate their noobness. Its is celebrated on May 23rd!
by Anny nominus May 10, 2021
Get the Noob Daymug. (In this valorant scenario Jett have many expensive skin and Raze don't have any)
*the game start and Raze sees the expensive skin of Jett*
Raze : Jett gib me skin !
*Jett don't proceed to*
Raze : JETT ! gib me skin or i'll blind u
*Jett still doesn't give any skin*
Raze : Ok i blind u
*Jett was blinded by Raze and the opponents takes advantage of it by killing her*
Raze : Jett i told u, you stupid noob !
*Raze takes the skin*
*the game start and Raze sees the expensive skin of Jett*
Raze : Jett gib me skin !
*Jett don't proceed to*
Raze : JETT ! gib me skin or i'll blind u
*Jett still doesn't give any skin*
Raze : Ok i blind u
*Jett was blinded by Raze and the opponents takes advantage of it by killing her*
Raze : Jett i told u, you stupid noob !
*Raze takes the skin*
by FFXIVdeadgame December 15, 2022
Get the Stupid noobmug. Someone who can eat a shit tonne of bullet on Black Ops and then turn around unscathed and shank you with their knife or one shot you because they have cheats in. Like a Little Chode!
by Carmooo the Noob January 14, 2011
Get the Glitching Noobmug. the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
Example #1 ------
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
by DaddyNoob.com August 21, 2012
Get the Daddy Noobmug. noob fuck: "dude how did you kill me?"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"
by `pFk2. bLoO_- January 13, 2009
Get the noob fuckmug. Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.
by The Black Flag June 17, 2006
Get the noob cakemug.