coke-a-trola

Doing cocaine, acid and extacy all in one session

Let's have some coke-a-trola tonight!!

by Los Dog November 22, 2007

diet coke

Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.

Oh, you WANT cancer? Here, have a diet coke.

mmm..... cancer.

by w00tster January 5, 2005

Coke Zero

Same damn thing as DIET COKE.

You: I want a Coke Zero. Wait, no maybe the Diet Coke.
Your Friend: Same damn thing.

by meatwadspimplady December 18, 2006

Business Coke

A diet coke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. Business cokes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quantities.

"Got a lot to do today?"
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles."

"I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer."

by Business Mattr3ss August 1, 2009

coke-knuckle

when someone snorts all of your cocaine, you get pissed off and punch them in the face. resulting in the cocaine residue getting on your knuckles

Lindsay Lohan snorted all my coke. I proceeded to punch her, therefore resulting in me having coke-knuckles for the rest of the night.

by matttfg August 6, 2007

Coke-doucher

Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.

"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."

by Bernard Sumner December 22, 2008

space coke

Cocaine that came from space. Referred to in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"

Here try this space coke man, I got it from the aliens.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014