by Los Dog November 22, 2007

Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.
by w00tster January 5, 2005

by meatwadspimplady December 18, 2006

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

A diet coke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. Business cokes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quantities.
"Got a lot to do today?"
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles."
"I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer."
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles."
"I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer."
by Business Mattr3ss August 1, 2009

by nintendardz July 21, 2011

the action of a gay ass man to stick an unscrewed coke bottle with mentoes in it into a straight mans ass hoping it will turn him gay
"hey do you like men" person 1 said "eww noo" said man 2 then man 2 says "me and gary are coming over soon and we are going to give you a coke a gayola, and after we will have 3 way sex"
by kednal338 January 27, 2021
