Lie-arrhea

A condition that causes its host (a single person or a group of people) to have no control over their inconsiderate selfish mouths. The same as in uncontrollable bowl movements. LikeDiarrhea. They will lie to get what they need or manipulate a situation no matter what the outcome or consequence of any person around them. They lie, lie, lie.

"The people in this community have a serious case of Lie-arrhea".

"What an honest family but their son seems to have a serious problem with lie-arrhea".

by CatKite June 27, 2018

korean lie

When a Korean man promises that he will put it in the vagina, but puts it in the butt.

The guy just Korean lied me

by Rossreinhart July 9, 2018

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

Lakepony Lie

A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.

“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”

“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “

“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”

by SweetTooth June 5, 2018