late night naked frog poppers

The act of riding around on a golf cart naked at night ...air drying from a shower. then slowly riding over frogs listening to them pop

Devin and ashleigh are late night naked frog poppers

by Gertrude Frank the 5th February 27, 2011

Naked

to be fully unclothed; bare

Alyssa was naked in the shower

by Kaatiieeee July 1, 2015

The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

abo nikes

Abo nikes is Australian slang for when you don't have shoes so you're going to go bare foot.

Or you could use Coon Boots.

Jack: "oh man! I left my Nike Airs at Jenny's house, looks like the Abo nikes will have to do."

by Ultimate coon July 29, 2016

Niker

Typically a white kid who wears Nike/Adidas outerwear constantly, and only listens to popular music let it be rap or pop. Do the popular dances until they are unpopular, then never speak of / do them again. Wears "Nike Elite" socks and mismatches their shoes every now and then. Any Nike / Sperry / Adidas can count, with some exceptions.

Look at that lil' Niker over there, tryna act ghetto despite being rich

by b0unceback February 11, 2017

Naked broomrape

A disease affecting select plants

That plant has naked broomrape

by Chef donkay November 10, 2020

Nicked

A physical state of being absolutely fucked to the point where normal function can no longer occur.

To have made a critical error that negatively impacts you.

Just ran a marathon, my legs are nicked.

Fuck my coursework is due tomorrow and I haven’t started, I’m so nicked

by James Teagle May 21, 2021