by Josh Brunner January 26, 2007

by Dr. Assmaster December 23, 2017

The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.
"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.
by Shaniquababe June 23, 2007

Something someone says to be kind to the person that may be trying to ask them out or for their number, e-mail, etc. instead of saying "no you hideous bastard"
Hideous Bastard:Hey what's up sweet thang can I get your number
Female: I'm sorry but you're not my type
Female: I'm sorry but you're not my type
by wardisan July 20, 2008

by my manz November 15, 2016

a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.
You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.
by kmpistol July 16, 2009

by Qua’Lifriaqui’Sha’Niquia December 23, 2019
