katie murphy

absolute machine in bed
people with the name liam generally love the cunt
should often fuck

Liam: dayum katie murphy, let me fuck you with my small pecker

by lityer January 6, 2014

VHS murder

When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.

"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."

by Overstored Milk February 21, 2015

heart murmur

when you heart basically decides to stop when you miss 2 steps walkin down stairs

**trips down stairs**
I have now diagnosed myself with heart murmur

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Jack Murray Irwin

A Jack Murray Irwin is a type of poo. You get solid , runny , sticky and many more different types of poo but a Jack Murray Irwin is when someone sneezes while taking a poo and it comes out there nose.

Jack Younger calls out to his friend Kyle Fisher, Yessi I’ve just done a Jack Murray Irwin.

by Jirwins best pal x May 7, 2020

Dirty Murray

The Dirty Murray is to send a snap to someone else’s girlfriend of you wanking in the bath in an attempt to procure her.

Oh no I’ve just received a Dirty Murray :/

by A distinguished gentleman June 26, 2020

Sebastian Murphy

A childish gay boy who plays fortnite all day and other childish games and instead of going to the toilet he shits himself

Sebastian Murphy shits him self

by Wjfysjfvcb August 28, 2020

french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit french murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021