San Jose Mullet

An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.

Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.

by Soldier309 June 16, 2016

american stripped mullet

A fish also known as a snook. A name given to snook when caught out of season.

" Hey man im bringing home some american stripped mullet...good thing its june!"

by speckled day cat June 18, 2011

New Old Mullet

A hairstyle in which the hair is buzzed down to 1/8th of an inch, also called "The Obadiah".

"Woah bro, I see you just got the new old mullet I'm impressed, looks good. You probably get all the women now"

by ThymeKeeper March 22, 2023

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

Bud Bundy Mullet

Any kid with in the 80's with a mullet.

I used to sport a Bud Bundy Mullet in 1988.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

lower back mullet

patch of hair on males lower back

your lower back mullet is making me horny!...NICE!

by mike hooter jr January 26, 2011

Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014