get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

Tough muffler

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her

I just got a tough muffler in the park

by Binary01 July 23, 2019

Hustle Muffet

A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.

Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.

by Imadeyoureadmydefinitionha August 3, 2019

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

Post-Muffle

When one's reply to a post or comment gets more likes/upvotes than the original post or comment. This usually shuts the OP up for awhile.

Bruh, I just Post-Muffled this dude on Twitter by posting his old racist Tweets under his BS unity Tweet. It got 1.5k and his only got 950.

by 010Rusty January 16, 2021

boomer muffler

a overly loud car, by use of the muffler being deleted usually only driven through urbanized areas and never raced.

man, im getting really sick of all these losers with their boomer muffler. im trying to sleep.

by n o i October 7, 2021

twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021