Muddy Pirate

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018

Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

Muddy Catfish

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish

We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish

by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017

Muddy

Term used to refer to a liberal left leaning, makes no common sense person.

Why you so muddy!
Stop being muddy!

by Wildonetn April 29, 2025

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

muddy nest

Dude where you shit on a moe and smear it in with your ass

faggets get this alot, you wash it out by pissing on the shit and wiping it with your ass

by MINGER May 13, 2005

muddy rat

a person of low repute that is only interested in his/her mundane position in the workplace, seeking to maintain the status-quo by oppressing other, more talented and charismatic workers

'watch your backs at work today guys, the muddy rats are out and hungry for excuses to make your lives miserable!'

by williamsoke January 20, 2010