When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
by zRozin January 27, 2021
by MINGER March 12, 2005
Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!
by Sparkle-muffin June 06, 2024
A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.
This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
by KnightsHelm April 01, 2017
The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
by joegarc1 February 14, 2023
When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.
Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*
by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 09, 2024