Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

muddy snake

A muddy snake is when you go in clean but you pull out muddy.

Dude she gave me a muddy snake it was smelly af.

by Famstrokern June 28, 2017

Muddy

When someone's earphones have a lot of earwax

"Yo bro, his headphones muddy as hell.."

by jadeuh December 6, 2021

Muddy Mc fly

When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.

Where's tuffy?

OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....

by Rustytinman December 21, 2021

muddy

“Muddy” or “Mud” is a way of showing respect to someone typically used in the rundown areas of new york.

Ayo that’s my muddy right there you heard!?

by vinfirstup March 20, 2024

Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity January 2, 2011

Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024