morningwood

when a man wakes up with an erection

I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood

by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005

mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.

From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."

by English Boy December 6, 2004

steady mobbin

an expression used to either describe were your gang or homies are going, or what there going to do

yo bro lets steady mob out of here..

were about to steady mob to taco bell brody.

lets steady mob in this joint, dog.

dude, did you just see those guys steady mobbin out of here.

by little darrel January 6, 2010

Morbidly ugly

A take on morbidly obese but only used for extremely ugly people.

Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is morbidly ugly
Person 2: Yer i know man....i think i better get her to the doctors.

OMG...that person was morbidly ugly!

by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006

Mornin Thanksgivings

Mornin Thanksgivings is a delightful drink that consists of sparks and wounderful Arbor Mist wine with a splash of fruit. It is great in the mornin to wake a person up or great at dinner time with the family to end those dramatic pauses.

Drink it with friends, drink it with family, or just drink it alone Mornin Thanksgivings are great everywhere in every situation!!

by Glen Burkam October 31, 2006

marbin

marbin is the defintion of an indescribably great person. marbin cares for you and is always there for you. you can always count on marbin, and marbin is the most honest person and you can trust marvin to 101%. marbin isn’t only super funny and super nice, he is also such a lovely caring and supi dupi sweet person and has a heart of gold. I love and appreciate marbin.

u so lovely like marbin

by leach lee December 16, 2019

Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.

John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.

by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009