5 definitions by Bobby Lad
Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is morbidly ugly
Person 2: Yer i know man....i think i better get her to the doctors.
OMG...that person was morbidly ugly!
Person 2: Yer i know man....i think i better get her to the doctors.
OMG...that person was morbidly ugly!
by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006
My name's Osama Bin Laden, i did a shit in the garden,
a number 2, not on the loo,
i did a great big poo.
I used quick shit remover, and scrubed it with the hoover,
but still the smell wont go to hell,
so then my hopes all fell.
I stuck it in the garden, so that it would harden,
after that it ate the cat,
and then it became fat.
a number 2, not on the loo,
i did a great big poo.
I used quick shit remover, and scrubed it with the hoover,
but still the smell wont go to hell,
so then my hopes all fell.
I stuck it in the garden, so that it would harden,
after that it ate the cat,
and then it became fat.
by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006
An interesting and unique way of refering to a person named Abigail. Abeth is only used by those of extremely high standards and are usaually well respected in society.
Lord/Lady: Would it be possible for me to borrow your parasol Abeth whilst i visit my good friend the Queen this weekend?
Lord/Lady:Would you care to join me Abeth in my attempt to relieve my gut in the little lady's room?
Lord/Lady:Would you care to join me Abeth in my attempt to relieve my gut in the little lady's room?
by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006
by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006
by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006