mong

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.

Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.

by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010

mangum

Mangum: The feeling of an ass raping which results in a slimy fungal growth in the rectal opening caused by a tyrannical ruling by a judge or other authority figure.

"The judge took my kids, my car, and let my stepfather in-law steal my family. I was totally mangumed ."

by Tommi McLaughlin April 26, 2016

mong

someone who is a mong, someone who is too lazy to do anything or is being bent.

archie get up you fucking mong.

by osgoir May 9, 2007

mong

MANTHONG!!!
A thong that a man can wear, comes in a variety of colors and shapes, all equally humiliating and mentally scarring.

dude, that frank-n-furter totally had his mong up his ass, what a jerk!

by roseroserose January 13, 2008

Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

by fomenting_glitter March 31, 2009

Mong

Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.

Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?

by jgleblanc April 24, 2008

mongal

to rip some one off

"that pussy tried to mangal me"
"wtf i got mongaled at the dealership"

by gfhfkj March 14, 2009