Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021

Midnight gravy

Male ejaculate.

I woke her up from a dead sleep with the midnight gravy

by earple1 November 7, 2021

Midnight Tuna

A banger tunafish sandwich with relish, capers and meunster cheese. Must be made by a dude named Nate.

Yo Nate, hit me with one of them delectable Midnight Tunas.

by RowdyCannon August 10, 2021

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Midnight

A person with a very big dick and an even bigger heart.

"Damn Midnight got a big ass dick!"

by UnknownForces January 17, 2022

midnightcow

A very cool mod maker for a game called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Guy one: You heard of midnightcow?

Guy two: No, who's that?

Guy one: He made UC++ how could you not know him?

by NormallyDraco March 11, 2022

midnight_ventii

a venti simp, they love venti.

boy: “Do you know who midnight_ventii is?”

girl: “no, who are they?”
boy: “my favorite venti simp!!”
girl: “whos venti?”
boy: “the best archon.”

by totallynotmidnight_ventii April 28, 2022