Koen mitchell

That is super fucking awesome and he def has a massive cock.

Damn he just pulled a koen mitchell.

by Fl0ridama5 March 23, 2023

botley mitchell

botley mitchell is a famous singer who is the most precious man in the world. he surprises his friends and family with the occasional grimace shake.

omg botley mitchell is such a precious man… i can’t believe that he got me the grimace shake

by humberside July 15, 2023

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 17, 2018

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Matches Are Free

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.

Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.
I told him Matches Are Free...

by Lenny C October 30, 2007

Mitch

A male dog opposite of a bitch

Go Fitch the stick Mitch 🐶

by Foreign Hg January 6, 2016

Micheas

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all

Girl: I really like Micheas, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

by Djdns January 4, 2018