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Marriage eyes

Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse
Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”
by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020
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wait till marriage

When you are in bed with a women and before you have intercourse the women says ",wait till marriage." It is pretty much a cock block.
Women- I want to wait till marriage.
Man- i am moving out.
by Michael wait till marriage August 29, 2017
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Marriage age

The age you are allowed to get Married at
Like the Working age Gambling age porn age voting age vaping age Smoking age drinking age age of Consent age of Criminal age of puberty Adult age Coming of age and age of majority
I want to marry am I at the marriage age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
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pibling-by-marriage

Pibling's spouse.
My pibling-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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