MapleStory

A legal drug made by a company named Nexon. Supposedly free, using the slogan "because you can and it's free" even though people spend $100+ a month on it. Causes many deaths every year. Solely responsible for the financial crash in 2008, when parents, deprived of money because all their children spent it all on Nexon cash, were unable to pay back loans to Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.

MapleStory-It caused the Dow to go below 9000, because you can and it's free.

by w8baby February 28, 2009

Maplehoodlums

Suburban kids that rap about topics unrelated to drugs, money, and women. Often characterized as educated these individuals annunciate their words and implement complex rhyme schemes and word play in their songs. Their major focus is to dispel notions of conventional hip hop by presenting a more colorful and creative rap style.

Maplehoodlums

by golfgooru August 5, 2010

Maple Milk

A concoction consisting of Maple Syrup and Milk created by basically... every kid ever and not just two idiots from the south.

"Hey, I heard two Mikes invented this Maple Milk".
"If by 'two Mikes' you mean 'I've had a stroke and am saying stupid things', then yes".

by Sir Wigglesharts Chortlebottom April 26, 2013

Maple Story

A strangely addicting MMORPG Maple Story is a simple online game. From simply or wasting your MP, (Magic Points) to the graphics. (easily changeable) All, if not, most, of the players are only playing because they want to communicate with their buddies. However, the community is weak and the censors are strict. The armor and weapons are extremely expensive, and it's lead by a failure company named Nexon. There are many private servers, but Nexon sends out their troops and deletes the private server. The game is often short for MS and MapleStory.

Maple Story is awesome, but Nexon fails.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

Mapsexual

The sexuality used for sexual attraction of minors. This is often referred to as Pedophilia and is NOT valid or.. legal

Minor: I love life!
Person: let me touch you
Minor: dear god its a mapsexual

by AidenAnimates June 1, 2022

Pass me the Maple

A request one makes when participating in group self-flagellation involving MAGA hats and Kirk Cameron DVDs. Not to be confused with "Pass me the Mrs. Butterworth's", as, due to viscosity issues, Maple is the preferred medium.

Thanks to the perfect firestorm of Cameron/MAGA/Shatner, I've got a 90%-er going here ... pass me the maple.

by JT The Sick September 27, 2017

Maputo

Maputo is not only the capital of Mozambique , it is the Latin capital of Africa. It is a cosmopolitan city where you can enjoy fresh seafood, taste the local beers, visit the postcard perfect beaches and generally have a blast. Go to the old train station which was designed by Eiffel (yes, the same dude who designed that iron tower in Paris) as well as the Iron House. Walking through the city, you will also see that it is dominated by Parisian style boulevards and incalculable Mediterranean lanes. At the renowned Mercado do Peixe (fish market), you can pick fish which was just caught and see it being cooked in front of you and for the latest accessories, the Mercado do Pau is a must (think accessorise but much much better).

I went to Maputo on holiday and had a blast.

by costadosol December 5, 2010