A black man who's skin tone is so dark that it is practically impossible to differentiate him from the shadows. He has the ability to recede into obscurity and disappear into his own dimension. Since he is a shadow master, it is impossible to say if he is following his shadow or if his shadow is following him, if he even possesses a shadow. At night, there is no discernible way or method to follow a shadow master, and the only way to detect him is by his smile, if he takes good care of his ivory teeth. They normally travel in small packs, and they have formed a sort of brotherhood throughout the centuries, having all originated from the same tribe. They are easily noticeable in contrast with other black males, which have not quite reached and probably never will reach this level of mastery of melanin. Everyone has at least once in their lives been in the presence of a shadow master, and you can feel the extreme levels of darkness radiating from their body. When engaged in a social situation with a shadow master, it is wise to be gracious and accept their differences, even though the initial shock might cause a little tension during the opening words of the conversation. Despite their sometimes terrifying appearance, they are generally quite friendly and will gradually enlighten their skin tone, even though it is just a bit. This process happens to reassure the other that he shall not be dragged into the infinite darkness of a shadow master's realm. Don not fuck with them.
Tips: Do not push a shadow master's patience too far, and do not attempt to become his friend, as their groups are very closed and reclusive. To enter a shadow master's tribe, he must choose you. And deep in your heart, no matter how much he may seem to finally accept you, you will never be a shadow master.
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Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
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Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.
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Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.
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A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
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Get the master bait mug.A Master Sergeant is a Marine that has mastered the specific skillset for a job, and is hand chosen to remain in this field. Master Sergeants conduct operations and are ready for deployment. Master Sergeants are subject experts and are looked upon for guidance and advice on actual operations. Master Sergeants are sexy beasts.
Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.
A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.
A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.
Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.
A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.
A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.
The Colonel says:
"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."
"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."
"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."
"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."
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Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions
Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.
Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions
Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.
"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"
"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc
"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc
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