Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.

Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

luke

white male who works at Canadian Tire or something. uses phrases like "i love my job to bits".

"white boy luke to aisle 45"

by ct is gross September 8, 2017

Luke

Fucking annoying

Me: Oh no, here comes Luke! Get out of the way! He’s rolling down the hall!

by YeBoiTodd April 24, 2018

Luke

A man that always delivers on and off the field. A true man for others. Put’s his friends needs ahead of his own. He will be given the nickname The Postman

Luke was awesome I the field today

by Universe boss 654 January 27, 2018

Luke

You know, everyone always says, oh Luke is very nice, cute guy and everything but we have to get to the important things, he's hilarious, he's got perfect hair, very large penis, deserves girls even if girls don't know it, ya know he's kinda the best guy in the world

P.S, Oh my god, Luke makes me wanna cum no homo

by So long Gay Bowser June 18, 2018

Luke

Luke is a person who usually has the doodle size of fully grown, male, molerat.

Person 1: Guess what!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Luke has a penis the size of full-grown mole rat!!
Person 2: Holy F*ck

by SULLSIE July 27, 2018

Luke

Luke is a kind of person that will be almost anyone’s friend! Luke’s usually have blue eyes blond hair very cute and care about their appearance. Luke’s are nice sometimes dum and doesn’t care about what teachers, bosses, or anyone els thinks about his work.

Student: why dissent we get gum today?
Teacher: someone dident turn in his homework.
Student: who?
Teacher: Luke

by Allamah May 31, 2018