Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat

He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck

by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025

Lard

Don’t poke the lard

Ur being a lard

by Lard April 7, 2025

Lard tard

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

by whorable guy August 3, 2025

Lardy Latina

When a thick Latina is just to thick so there is no other word to describe them so you say lardy Latina.

Damn yo peep that lardy Latina over there.

by lardtard69 August 31, 2025

lardolpophobia

the fear of slimy bum hairs

Guy: *shows dude picture of slimy butt hair*
Dude: man thats scary
Man: this is a common case of lardolpophobia

by Charlie Kirky December 20, 2025

Larding

The act of extreme, almost performative laziness, expressed by lying or slouching so relaxed and spread out that one appears excessively heavy or inert.

A state of indulgent inactivity: doing nothing productive, often idly consuming content, or otherwise rotting away.

"I planned to do something today, but I ended up larding around for three hours instead."

"Jonathan is such a larder. He never wants to do anything."

"I don’t feel like doing anything today. I just wanna lard around."

by Kadoodlebob January 13, 2026

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014