lipasaurus

When one of ur girlfriends friends has no life, no OTHER friends and MASSIVE lips that would propel them through water like a motor boat engine and may live in Lipville on liplane and if owns lippapotomus THEN uve got a lipasaurus on ur hands ! THEY ARE ALSO FUCKING RETARDED. drive slow the like to play in traffic.AND VERRRRRRRRRRRYYYY FUGLY

This lipasaurus mothafucka is up my ass when im with my girlfriend and you wouldnt think shed b able to with those mothafuckin lips! (WHILE PUMPING GAS MIGHT ASK) Are we at a gas station?!

by lipasaurus killer ! June 27, 2008

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

Lisa

A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.

I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.

by Maddawg May 22, 2017

Lisa

A lisa is usually a gorgeous blonde bombshell (other hair colours are accepted though) with beautiful hair and eyes. The beauty of a Lisa can easily be compared to that of a vampire (the twilight saga sort) so dont be surprised if they start sparkling in the sunlight. Lisa's also seem to attract the male gender.

Oh lisa its almost as if your sparkling!

by master of the galaxy May 1, 2011

lisa

one of the most prettiest, hottest, nicest, honesst, real girl in the whole entire world. this girl will make your world a WHOLE LOT better by just being in it. can make guys real horny, sucha turn on ;)
mostly found in relationships with guys named; nick, rick, daniel/dan, jesus, muscleman, christopher, will, nathan, garett, peter, lucas, zeke

SHES GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE DEAL

She's sucha a lisa!

by gorgeousbabeeeeee March 7, 2011

lisa garcia

Can't put a definition on limited edition

Lisa Garcia is not a dime a dozen

by MommasG January 14, 2017

Lisa

An 22 Year Old Woman In The Popular Girl Group BLACKPINK.

Lisa is my bias!

by yeontae August 31, 2019