The act of unconsensual marriage with a gold fish with prostate problems whilst performing the WAP dance as dingle berries are hung from the ceiling as a piece offering to the roof gods , they must sing a song and then kiss such dingle berries by spontaneously floating .
"How'd you like the hairy Lisa last night ?" Asked Dale.
"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .
"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .
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Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.
by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022
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She is actually pretty stupid and everyone she left behind knows that.
She is actually pretty stupid and everyone she left behind knows that.
Jonas :Isn’t that the fat wale Asian with acne and slit eyes ?
Theo: Yeah Lisa,the narrow minded slut!
Theo: Yeah Lisa,the narrow minded slut!
by Maciek’s gonna read this November 19, 2018
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A name often associated with a breathtakingly attractive and highly intelligent woman who has a knack for leaving people bewildered and slightly exasperated. Known for her perfect bottom, she exudes an angelic facade that belies her mischievous and, at times, delightfully infuriating personality.
Traits:
• Stunningly beautiful with an air of mystery.
• Quick-witted and sharp, often leaving others in her intellectual dust.
• A paradox of heavenly charm and earthly mischief.
• Always a bit of a twat, but somehow in an endearing way.
Synonyms:
Heartbreaker, Enigma, Mischief Queen, Twat
Antonyms:
Wallflower, Bore
A name often associated with a breathtakingly attractive and highly intelligent woman who has a knack for leaving people bewildered and slightly exasperated. Known for her perfect bottom, she exudes an angelic facade that belies her mischievous and, at times, delightfully infuriating personality.
Traits:
• Stunningly beautiful with an air of mystery.
• Quick-witted and sharp, often leaving others in her intellectual dust.
• A paradox of heavenly charm and earthly mischief.
• Always a bit of a twat, but somehow in an endearing way.
Synonyms:
Heartbreaker, Enigma, Mischief Queen, Twat
Antonyms:
Wallflower, Bore
“I met this Lisa Adams at the party—she had everyone captivated with her charm and sass but left me questioning my life choices by the end of the night.”
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“She looks like an angel, but trust me, she’s a Lisa Adams – brace yourself!”
“Don’t you pull a Lisa Adams on me!”
“Lisa Adams may be the only person who can create chaos and fix it at the same time, which is probably why she’s such a key part of the LLAS.”
by LLAS2021 November 25, 2024
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“Lisa, definition of female pimp”
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