lettuce jr

A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.

“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”

“I heard he commits arson”

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

Lettuce trim

A woman's beefy vagina.
(Defined by Daniel Tosh on Tosh Show 2/20/24)

Check out the lettuce trim on that porn star.

by Old Guy February 20, 2024

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 9, 2017

Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.

“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

Devils Lettuce

Something a new weed dealer says to try and get some street cred

Something a teenager calls weed to look cool

What the Devil grows in his backyard

YO! Dude I caught my dad smoking some Devils Lettuce

by 2KoolForSkool February 28, 2020

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 20, 2024