Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.

I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.

by COS 87 March 30, 2017

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

mistletoe kiss

a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays

a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble

We shared a mistletoe kiss so we wouldn't get in trouble with my dad.

by X3 time December 1, 2011

men kissing

when two males kiss each other

also a thing that homosexuals like to do

men kissing is when 2 males kiss.

troy: hey nico i really like you, umm can we kiss

nico: yeah sure man, *now they start kissing*

ray: thats kinda gay doe

by you're clapped January 17, 2021

Sliding Kiss

When you and your boyfriend/spouse are kissing but still want to check out the scenery you both look oppisite ways while sliding your lips against one another thus creating the "Sliding Kiss"

I was kissing my man, when I heard some one approaching and wanted to see so I slipped him a sliding kiss

by Lady DeeLishy November 13, 2009

kiss cookie

when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.

Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.

Person 2: Sick, dude, how?

Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit

Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.

by missmanda May 2, 2010

Glasgow kiss

Glasgwegien slang for headbutt

Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003