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keep fucking that chicken

It's what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.

Or in any and all situations ever.
"It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast"
"I guess that's me"
"Keep fucking that chicken"
by dmcleod September 19, 2009
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keep the change

the ultimate conclusion to fellatio is to hmmm... to swallow the ejaculate would be the correct terminology...
johnny: last night was great... the first thing she did when i walked thru the door was go down on me!! i am one lucky bastard...

rod: awesome... did she keep the change?
by rocko... December 25, 2007
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keep it on the hush

To keep quite on something. Has the exact same meaning and is just another way of saying down low.
"You better keep it on the hush about that shit."
by IceWarm June 21, 2004
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Keemstar

Also known as Killer Kuntstar or Raging Manchild, he's a 35 year old man picking on teenagers on YouTube and Twitter. He's known to be a garden gnome who harasses innocent civilians at night often shouting "LETS GET ROOOIIIGGT INTO THE NOOSE". KKKeemstar is rumored to be part of the KKK due to his racism in the past against an innocent guy named Alex.

Keemstar is also known to play th victim card all the time. He always carries one with him too.
Hey you know that guy named Killer Keemstar?
Me: yeah that raging manchild who harasses innocent 62 year old grandfathers to picking fights with teens on Twitter? Yeah I know how Killer KKKuntstar is.
by Albanian Marshal September 22, 2016
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keep your knickers on

said to someone who's getting far too panicy about some minor thing... like keep your hair on, keep cool.. etc..
I'll do it in a minute! keep your knickers on!
by sibergoth June 11, 2006
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Keemstar

Someone who makes numerous false allegations.
Man David is a real Keemstar.

I hate how Michael says that I am a Keemstar.
by penisassfagnut July 16, 2016
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Keester

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!
by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005
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