Keelan, Many of the definitions here you will find (all the ones about girls) are everything that 'Keelan' wants or wants to happen, yet he will never acquire or never see happen. Keelan is mostly regarded as annoying, "Bitch-less", Life-long Virgin, "That guy that's just there/around", and unwanted.
by ThatGuyNamedKeelan January 15, 2023
Get the Keelan mug.Upon Long John Silver's learning dat Black Dog and Tom Morgan had been casually discussing "keelhauling" inside his respectable tavern, his indignant fury is like an entire keelogram of gunpowder inside him, ready to explode.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the keelogram mug.Keelan is a 5 foot Irish man who has a gore fetish he acts gay but is actually straight, and he likes the smell of gasoline but enjoys the taste of blood. this man is a criminality hacker on Roblox as well. Also he is a psychopath who acts normal in public but loves killing secretly and kills animals for a relief of this anguish. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
by cock_gobblin42 April 9, 2023
Get the keelan mug.This Beautiful name means Gracious/Piece and Gods Promise. Kerelise originally comes the three names of: Anke, Irene and Elise. Three of the worlds most powerful and amazing women. If you know a Kerelise, take care of her and love her to the fullest as she will easily return that love.
by Clarkisia April 10, 2023
Get the Kerelise mug.As we all know, a “Karen” is a woman who is being “the worst.” A “Kegel of Karens” is the term to refer to Karens that have gathered in a group, much like a flock of birds, gaggle of geese, murder of crows, or a herd of cows.
“Wow- check out that Kegel of Karens ripping that manager a new one over there.” or “That Kegel of Karens are way too aggressive at their kids’ hockey game.”
by Kdubbs326 July 6, 2023
Get the Kegel of Karens mug.The name comes from goats anus and is thought to be good luck to those who like to be rimmed or played with. Keely is also looked at as a brown star fish in other names.
by Thesrafishqueen August 2, 2023
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