Dirty Kroger

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011

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Krod

Retard its dork spelled backwards

Kayla is a krod because she says stinky cheese

by Evonna November 30, 2002

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Kroko

An extreme wise, friendly, and all around cool guy who visits the massassi temple as well as the Massassi chat room. Heed his advice. He's bloody wise.

He is also secretly Kedri. Think about it... Kroko stands for krokodile : KRokoDIlE.

<Kroko> Why should theywomen please men? Why shouldn't men please them instead? Maybe men should be in the kitchen in thongs making sandwiches for their women.

by Ruben September 16, 2004

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Kroes

A type of hair(strand), usually ethnic which is very thick,dry, course and unrulely. It does not get wet when submerged in water

That girl has a head full of kroes hair. Shame!

by lynlyon February 4, 2009

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Kroppei

See Also: Kroppsinator, Dr. Kroppeldikropp, Kroppsin, Kroppinger, Kropp

Talking much intelligent bullshit, hyperactive, cool, and an all around nice guy. He is a bit gay though sometimes. Not very good at English.

Kroppei only exists once.

by Meister Chef April 7, 2007

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